Stick figures

Can someone please explain the new trend of putting stick figure bumperstickers on cars??? It appears that you use them to represent members of your family and some people even have pets. Is this just an Atlanta suburb phenomena??

"unarmed" bank robbery

I was filling out a housing application with a client the other day and under criminal background I wrote,  "Felony Armed Bank Robbery."  To which my client emphatically responded, "No, no, it was not armed."  I asked how, then, did he rob the bank, twice?  His response, "with a crack pipe." 

Now, I have heard it all!!